terça-feira

rec

quatro pensamentos que tive que verbalizar durante a sessão de paranormal activity, que junta dois dos meu gêneros cinematográficos preferidos: câmera subjetiva e terror sobrenatural (nada muito revelador, mas se não viu, não leia):

01. como (e pra quê?) essas pessoas sustentam uma casa tão grande?

02. por que essas pessoas insistem em não sair de casa (eu entendo que o problema é com a katie e não com o local, mas porra, vai passear, almoçar no shopping, ver um filme... talvez iniba um pouco o demônio)?

03. por que, sendo atormentados por um demônio, essas pessoas não acendem a luz quando são acordadas durante a madrugada?

04. essa menina não é a cara (e a voz) da jenna fischer?

como eu falei, câmera subjetiva + terror são dois dos meus gêneros preferidos. sou isca fácil, cago de medo e adoro a manipulação do ambiente que a câmera em primeira pessoa proporciona. mas para isso funcionar, precisa de um bom roteiro. o que paranormal activity não tem. as cenas diurnas são um saco e as noturnas, quando a ação deveria acontecer, raramente cumprem o que é prometido e sempre caem nos clichês do gênero.

mas o filme até tem alguns méritos: a função do micah, de provocar a 'entidade' funciona direitinho, até diverte e durante as cenas capturadas de madrugada, o fastforward utilizado até alguma coisa acontecer é uma maravilha e quando o timer voltava para a velocidade normal, a tensão era grande.

depois de mais de uma hora de filme, todas as minhas esperanças para algo que justificasse os 'o filme mais assustador da década!' e 'não assista sozinho!' foram depositadas no final (que custa a chegar). e... decepção. o final (o cinematográfico pelo menos, parece que tem mais alguns alternativos por aí) é tudo aquilo que você já viu em uma dúzia de filmes de terror. e o textinho que segue após a cena final é de dar risada de tão ridículo.

é mais um desses fenômenos (no pun intented) que você sai do cinema sem entender o porquê de ter acontecido.

sábado

13 vozes

meme divertido (e difícil) que o lucas me mandou: listar 13 vozes que eu mais gosto e as 13 músicas que justifiquem isso.

repasso para (que dificilmente farão): anderson, fábio, fer, juliano e teco.

em ordem alfabética:

adriana calcanhotto / mentiras

alex turner (arctic monkeys) / 505

brendan flowers (the killers) / sam's town

britt daniels (spoon) / the ghost of you lingers

caleb followill (kings of leon) / mcfearless

cássia eller / todo amor que houver ness vida

kelly jones (stereophonics) / maybe tomorrow

marcelo camelo (los hermanos) / tá bom

maria rita / santa chuva

nathan willett (cold war kids) / golden gate jumpers

paul banks (interpol) / obstacle 1

rodrigo amarante (los hermanos) / condicional

thom york (radiohead) / pyramid song

sexta-feira

oscar season

não praticaremos.

desencanei. vou acompanhar de longe, como espectador. talvez faça previsões finais para os indicados ao oscar. talvez.

e dando uma olhada nas minhas previsões ao golden globe, parece que fui até bem.

segunda-feira

late golden globe predictions

pra ver se eu animo nessa temporada fraaaaca...

filme drama:


an education
avatar
the hurt locker
inglourious basterds
up in the air

alt.: invictus

ator drama:

jeff bridges (crazy heart)
jeremy renner (the hurt locker)
morgan freeman (invictus)
colin firth (a single man)
george clooney (up in the air)

alt.: viggo mortensen (the road)

atriz drama:

carey mulligan (an education)
sandra bullock (the blind side)
abbie cornish (bright star)
gabourey sidibe (precious)
helen mirren (the last station)

alt.: saoirse ronan (the lovely bones)

filme comédia:

(500) days of summer
the hangover
julie & julia
nine
a serious man

alt.: it's complicated

ator comédia:

joseph gordon-levitt (500 days of summer)
daniel day-lewis (nine)
matt damon (the informant!)
ricky gervais (the invention of lying)
michael stuhlbarg (a serious man)

alt.: sacha baron cohen (brüno)

atriz comédia:

zooey deschanel (500 days of summer)
marion cotillard (nine)
michelle pfeiffer (chéri)
amy adams (julie & julia)
meryl streep (julie & julia)

alt.: meryl streep (it's complicated)

diretor:

james cameron (avatar)
kathryn bigelow (the hurt locker)
quentin tarantino (inglourious basterds)
rob marshall (nine)
jason reitman (up in the air)

alt.: clint eastwood (invictus)

ator coadjuvante:

alfred molina (an education)
christoph waltz (inglourious basterds)
alec baldwin (it's complicated)
stanley tucci (julie & julia)
christian mckay (me and orson welles)

alt.: anthony mackie (the hurt locker)

atriz coadjuvante:

mo'nique (precious)
penélope cruz (nine)
melanie laurent (inglourious basterds)
julianne moore (a single man)
anna kendrick (up in the air)

alt.: kate hudson (nine)

roteiro:

500 days of summer (scott neustadter & michael weber)
an education (nick hornby)
precious (damien paul)
inglourious basterds (quentin tarantino)
up in the air (jason reitman & sheldon turner)

alt.: up (bob peterson)

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série drama:

breaking bad
dexter
house
mad men
true blood

alt.: sons of anarchy

ator drama:

bryan cranston (breaking bad)
michael c. hall (dexter)
hugh laurie (house)
jon hamm (mad men)
simon baker (the mentalist)

alt.: stephen moyer (true blood)

atriz drama:

kyra sedgwick (the closer)
glenn close (damages)
julianna margulies (the good wife)
elisabeth moss (mad men)
anna paquin (true blood)

alt.: january jones (mad men)

série comédia:

30 rock
curb your enthusiasm
glee
modern family
weeds

alt.: the big bang theory

ator comédia:

alec baldwin (30 rock)
jim parsons (the big bang theory)
larry david (curb your enthusiasm)
tony shalhoub (monk)
steve carell (the office)

alt.: david duchovny (californication)

atriz comédia:

tina fey (30 rock)
edie falco (nurse jackie)
amy poehler (parks and recreation)
toni collete (united states of tara)
mary-louise parker (weeds)

alt.: courteney cox (cougar town)

ator coadjuvante:

aaron paul (breaking bad)
william hurt (damages)
john lithgow (dexter)
neil patrick harris (how i met your mother)
tom courtenay (little dorrit)

alt.: ty burrell (modern family)

atriz coadjuvante:

cherry jones (24)
jane krakowski (30 rock)
jane lynch (glee)
jeanne tripplehorne (grey gardens)
janet mcteer (into the storm)

alt.: rose byrne (damages)

domingo

melhores filmes da década

10. anti-heroi americano (shari s. berman & robert pulcini, 2003)

Harvey: Ordinary life is pretty complex stuff.

09. oldboy (chan-wook park, 2003)

Dae-su: All I could think about in that moment was the guy in the next room was eating with only one chopstick.

08. antes do pôr-do-sol (richard linkalter, 2004)

Celine: Baby, you are gonna miss that plane.

07. filhos da esperança (alfonso cuarón, 2006)

Theo: This is the first baby born in 20 years and you want to name it Froley?

06. sideways (alexander payne, 2004)

Miles: No, if anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking Merlot!

05. encontros e desencontros (sofia coppola, 2003)

Bob: The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you.

04. closer (mike nichols, 2004)

Alice: It's the only way to leave. 'I don't love you anymore. Goodbye'.

03. quase famosos (cameron crowe, 2000)

Penny Lane: I always tell the girls, never take it seriously, if ya never take it seriosuly, ya never get hurt, ya never get hurt, ya always have fun, and if you ever get lonely, just go to the record store and visit your friends.

02. ratatouille (brad bird, 2007)

Remy: If you are what you eat, then I only want to eat the good stuff.

01. brilho eterno de uma mente sem lembranças (michel gondry, 2004)

Joel: I still thought you were gonna save my life... even after that.

sexta-feira

melhores discos da década

10. fever to tell (yeah yeah yeahs, 2003)

It's really not bad not worse than you thought
He'll never come back as the man you dropped, he'll never come back as the man you loved.


09. sam's town (the killers, 2006)

Now Adam's taking bombs and he's stuck on his mom
Because that bitch keeps trying to make him pray.


08. back to black (amy winehouse, 2006)

I stay up, clean the house, at least I'm not drinking
Run around just so I don't have to think about thinking.

07. ventura (los hermanos, 2003)

Quem me ensinou a te dizer vem que passa o teu sofrer
Foi mais um que deu a mão entre nós dois.

06. funeral (arcade fire, 2004)

If you still want me, please forgive me
The crown of love is fallen from me.


05. in rainbows (radiohead, 2007)

I don't want to be your friend, I just want to be your lover
No matter how it ends, no matter how it starts.


04. turn on the bright lights (interpol, 2002)

She says
It helps with the lights out.

03. kill the moonlight (spoon, 2002)

We found a new kinda dance in a magazine, try it on, it's like nothing you've ever seen
You sweet talk like a cop, and you know it, you bought a new bag of pot so let's make a new start.


02. whatever people say i am, that's what i'm not (arctic monkeys, 2006)

'Oh you've saved me', she screams down the line
'The band were fucking wank and I'm not having a nice time'.


01. kid a (radiohead, 2000)

The lights are on
But nobody's home.

quarta-feira

melhores séries da década

10. life on mars uk (2006-2007)

Sam Tyler: My name is Sam Tyler. I had an accident, and I woke up in 1973. Am I mad, in a coma, or back in time? Whatever's happened, it's like I've landed on a different planet. Now, maybe if I can work out the reason, I can get home.

09. how i met your mother (2005-)

Barney Stinson: It's gonna be legen - wait for it, wait for it - dary!

08. dexter (2006-)

Dexter Morgan: If I had a heart, it would probably be breaking right now.

07. battlestar galactica (2003-2009)

Sharon: It's what you said at the ceremony, before the attack when Galactica was being decommissioned. You gave a speech, that sounded like it wasn't the one you prepared. You said that humanity was a flawed creation and that people still kill one another. Petty jealousy and greed. You said that humanity never asked itself why it deserved to survive. Maybe you don't.

06. the office us (2005-)

Jim: One day Michael came in, complaining about a speed bump on the highway... I wonder who he ran over then.

05. veronica mars (2004-2007)

Veronica Mars: It's all fun and games till one of you gets my foot up your ass.

04. mad men (2007-)

Peggy: One day you're there and there's less of you and you wonder where that part went. If it's living somewhere outside of you and you keep thinking maybe you'll get it back and then you realize it's just gone.

03. arrested development (2003-2006)

Tobias: Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

02. gilmore girls (2000-2007)

Luke: She asked me my birthday. I wouldn't tell her, she wouldn't stop talking, finally I gave in. I told her my birthday. She went and got the newspaper, opened it up to the horoscopes page, wrote something down, tore it out, handed it to me. So I was looking at this piece of paper in my hand, and under Scorpio, she had written: 'You will meet an annoying woman. Give her coffee, and she'll go away'. So I gave her coffee.

01. lost (2004-2010)

Jack: Because I wanted to crash, Kate. I don't care about anybody else on board. Every little bump we hit or turbulence, I mean I, I actually close my eyes and I pray that I can get back.

terça-feira

eu não resisto


lutei muito comigo mesmo, mas não resisti. nesta semana vou postar aqui minhas listas de melhores da década. porque (1) me convenci que os anos 00 terminam em 2009 e (2) listas são meu ponto fraco, so deal with it.

se você ainda não cansou desse tipo de ranking, passa aqui mais logo.